Post by Verainne on Aug 7, 2010 17:06:07 GMT -5
I figured we need a joke thread, for when people need a laugh. Feel free to post what you will, but keep it appropriate. You should know when to stop, but some people don't. So here's some boundaries:
No jokes that focus on race, religion, sex, or anything that would be deemed discriminatory.
Sex jokes are fine, but KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
Follow Torchay's rules.
I will have a moderator delete any posts deemed 'inappropriate,' and they can do the same to mine if I cross the line. Which I'm sure I won't.
Also, it doesn't need to just be text. Pictures are okay, too. But for pictures, please post a link, and not the picture itself, so the page doesn't take forever to load. If credit is required, give it.
My grandfather is CONSTANTLY sending me jokes, so expect a lot from me. ;D
So let the Jesting begin!
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A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom."
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A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
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A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not awake and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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A kindergartner went up to his teacher and said "I found a dead cat today." The teacher said, "Really? How do you know it was dead?" And he replied, "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." The teacher replied, "You WHAT?!" And he said, "You know, I leaned over and said "psssssssssst" in it's ear and it didn't move."
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Best Peep Show Ever:
reddogg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ultimate_peep_show.jpg
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How to stop a Virus before it enters your computer (Never mind the fact it's a phone jack. Details = Fail.)
www.toidyman.net/funny/how_to_stop_a_virus_before_it_enters_your_computer.jpg
No jokes that focus on race, religion, sex, or anything that would be deemed discriminatory.
Sex jokes are fine, but KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
Follow Torchay's rules.
I will have a moderator delete any posts deemed 'inappropriate,' and they can do the same to mine if I cross the line. Which I'm sure I won't.
Also, it doesn't need to just be text. Pictures are okay, too. But for pictures, please post a link, and not the picture itself, so the page doesn't take forever to load. If credit is required, give it.
My grandfather is CONSTANTLY sending me jokes, so expect a lot from me. ;D
So let the Jesting begin!
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A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom."
------
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
------
A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.
------
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not awake and screaming like the passengers in his car.
------
A kindergartner went up to his teacher and said "I found a dead cat today." The teacher said, "Really? How do you know it was dead?" And he replied, "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." The teacher replied, "You WHAT?!" And he said, "You know, I leaned over and said "psssssssssst" in it's ear and it didn't move."
------
Best Peep Show Ever:
reddogg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ultimate_peep_show.jpg
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How to stop a Virus before it enters your computer (Never mind the fact it's a phone jack. Details = Fail.)
www.toidyman.net/funny/how_to_stop_a_virus_before_it_enters_your_computer.jpg